The ancient king of Phrygia has finally entered the modern age: driver’s license in hand, sunglasses on, ready to hit the road. But there’s one tiny problem—everything he touches still turns to gold. The Golden Steering Wheel Midas opens the door of his brand-new car. Instantly, the handle gleams. By the time he sits down,…
King Midas at the Supermarket Once upon a time, kings sent servants to fetch grapes, wine, and bread. But in the modern world, even King Midas has to face the weekly struggle: the supermarket. Rows of fluorescent lights, carts with squeaky wheels, and endless choices. What could possibly go wrong? Well… everything, if your touch…